Busting out at the seams!

Dear Gabby,

I need to know what to do.

None of my clothes fit anymore.

Each season when I remove my clothes from their storage bins, they do not fit- they are now a size too small!

I have no extra money to buy a new wardrobe, but I don't want to walk around in ill fitting clothes either.

What should I do?

Sincerely,
Busting out at the seams



Dear Busting,

Sue the Rubbermaid company!

Obviously there's a defect in their product causing your clothes to shrink.

I'm sure it would have nothing to do with possible weight gain or the need to exercise.

*Please let me know if this works, because I've been experiencing the same problem with their faulty products!

Gabby