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Dear Gabby,
I'm a single male wanting to find my Mrs. Right to share my life with.
Momma says I have a lot to offer some lucky young lady!
She says that I'm the smartest man she has ever met. (Momma was a great teacher!)
She knows I'm a good worker, as my job is taking care of her. She's not ill or anything, I could just rather work for her than going out into the work force.
She says I'm very polite and keep my room straightened.
We can't wait to find a girl to spend the rest of our lives with.
Do you have any tips on how I can finally meet and keep that special someone in my life?
Momma's Boy, Podunk Illinois.
Dear Momma's boy.
Here's my best advice.
First, go into the kitchen.
Find the kitchen scissors. Find your Momma's apron. Cut the strings off of it.
Put them back where you found them.
Kiss Momma on the forehead, tell her you love and will miss her.
Change your name.
Don't call yourself "Momma's Boy." Ever again.
Please get back with me and let me know how it all worked out.
I will offer to pay for some therapy for you as well.
Just don't bring "Momma".
Sincerely,
Gabby
His Voice Makes the Difference
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